Jokes about Jobs

Job seeking doesn’t need to be all doom and gloom. It is good to stay light-hearted. So here are some fun jokes to inspire your job search.

●When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

●My job is secure. No one else wants it.

●I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter none of them work.

●My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn’t concentrate.

●Sure I’m willing to work longer hours at work. As long as they’re lunch hours.

●If a job’s worth doing, it’s too hard.

●I just lost my job as a psychic. I did not see that coming.

●My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I’m still employed. I just can’t remember where.

●I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

●My resumé is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.

●I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

●I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

For more fun jokes about jobs, check out the websites used as the source for this blog post.

References:

http://onelinefun.com/work/

http://theundercoverrecruiter.com/career-jokes/

http://www.humorthatworks.com/database/funny-work-jokes-to-get-you-through-the-day/